Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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