yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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