His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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