We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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