it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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