Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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