We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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