I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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