You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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