There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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