i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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