So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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