Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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