Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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