Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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