: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I've blown a few things in my day
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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