Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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