youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I looked at my own cervix.
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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