i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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