Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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