if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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