How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
