I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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