Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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