they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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