so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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