I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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