ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
what is it with giant penises always finding me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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