Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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