That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
pray to the hookup gods
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
