I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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