Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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