Buhtt sex?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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