Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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