so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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