i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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