How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Be still, my beating vagina.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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