I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
