is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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