I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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