Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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