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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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