Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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