No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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