What a fucking waste of an outfit
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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