What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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