I got chris browned last night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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