I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The air was thick with penises
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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