My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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