Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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