I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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