no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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