i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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