i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You were trust falling into bushes
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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