ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
