I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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