Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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