He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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