...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I see more hoeing in ur future
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